WebUIDetection

The last commit did not ship a model. It removed `270625_Mod_2_Lab1_Basic_Plots.ipynb`. That is not a release note. That is evidence cleanup. Eleven months of silence after the homework file left the building. The Abandonment Index is not a vibe. It is a timestamp with a body count of zero features since the syllabus ended.

The README wears four badges like body armor. Confidence inversely proportional to CI runs. The shields say serious engineering. The timeline says midterm. Every badge is a green sticker on a door that has not opened since last academic year.

Then the demo: `http://localhost:8501`. That is not a broken link. That is a confession. Streamlit is running on a machine you do not own, in a room you cannot enter, on a port that only exists when the author remembers to type `streamlit run`. YOLO was trained to find buttons. It still cannot find a public URL.

WebUIDetection claims it detects web UI elements. The repo itself is a UI element nobody clicks. Two stars. One demo that only works if you are already on the laptop. Four badges. Zero deploys. The model may find a navbar. The project cannot find a release.

Slop Score: 37. Not catastrophic. Just the soft thud of a lab repo that mistook localhost for launch day.