Fair
questions
Asked before every roast. Answered once.No. Self-submission only. You sign in with GitHub and can only submit repos you own, or any repo carrying the roast-me topic. Without that rule this is a harassment tool, and we like it better as a comedy directory.
Never. SlopHunt roasts the software — the commit messages, the dead demo link, the fourteen months of silence. There are no jokes about you, your identity, or your intelligence. The repo is the only target.
Mostly deterministically, from dates, counts, and ratios — commit recency, TODO density, how many other products already do this. Higher means sloppier. Yes, you can argue with it. Arguing is engagement.
We flag that one was detected and we never store or display its value. Consider it a free security review with jokes. Then rotate the key. Today.
Instantly. If you submitted it, there's a delete button on the product page. No questions, no cooldown, hard delete.
Rendering. The text roast and score appear in under thirty seconds; the video of the host reading your roast takes a few minutes and shows up on the page when it's done. The disappointment takes time.
Fully. The whole site — pipeline, scoring, this FAQ — lives in a public repo. Star it, fork it, or submit it to itself. We already did: it scored 32.
Still suspicious?
Good instinct. The whole thing is open source — the pipeline, the scoring math, the prompt that keeps the roast aimed at code. Read it before you feed it.