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questions

Asked before every roast. Answered once.
  • No. Self-submission only. You sign in with GitHub and can only submit repos you own, or any repo carrying the roast-me topic. Without that rule this is a harassment tool, and we like it better as a comedy directory.

  • Never. SlopHunt roasts the software — the commit messages, the dead demo link, the fourteen months of silence. There are no jokes about you, your identity, or your intelligence. The repo is the only target.

  • Mostly deterministically, from dates, counts, and ratios — commit recency, TODO density, how many other products already do this. Higher means sloppier. Yes, you can argue with it. Arguing is engagement.

  • We flag that one was detected and we never store or display its value. Consider it a free security review with jokes. Then rotate the key. Today.

  • Instantly. If you submitted it, there's a delete button on the product page. No questions, no cooldown, hard delete.

  • Rendering. The text roast and score appear in under thirty seconds; the video of the host reading your roast takes a few minutes and shows up on the page when it's done. The disappointment takes time.

  • Fully. The whole site — pipeline, scoring, this FAQ — lives in a public repo. Star it, fork it, or submit it to itself. We already did: it scored 32.

Still suspicious?

Good instinct. The whole thing is open source — the pipeline, the scoring math, the prompt that keeps the roast aimed at code. Read it before you feed it.