Pallet-extractor-Gradient-generator

I opened the timeline expecting code. I got a funeral program. Last commit: "Added documentation." Three months ago. That is the software equivalent of writing a goodbye note, laminating it, and leaving the building before anyone can ask a follow-up question. Not a feature. Not a fix. Paperwork. As a final act. Bold strategy. Cowardly execution. The Abandonment Index is not subtle here; it is doing cardio in the hallway while the repo pretends it is still in stand-up.