lot

The audit opened the folder, found zero crimes, and still wrote a report. That is not innocence. That is a codebase so quiet the scanner had nothing to fingerprint except the pitch itself. Lot is cat, but for Lottie. Cat already ships on every machine. This one adds blinking JSON and a side quest into ffmpeg. Stars: zero. Not underrated. Unvisited.

Originality sits at twenty. Abandonment at eight. That is the energy of a repo that saw the joke, typed the joke, then left the joke on the porch. Readme cope clocks twenty — enough brochure to sound intentional. Commit poetry is zero. The history does not sing. It does not even hum. It is a flat line with a README for a pulse.

Vibe check: ten. Ten is not a vibe. Ten is the score you give a draft PR so the author stops asking. You can preview Lottie in a terminal or pipe raw RGBA frames to ffmpeg. Technically cute. Socially, it is cat with extra steps and a dependency graph of hope.

Slop Score twelve is almost merciful. Almost. Low score, high silence, zero stars. The terminal can render your animation. The timeline still cannot.